Happy Thanksgiving from the SFU

From....

The United Federation of Planets - The warmest, safest, happiest Thanksgiving.

The Klingons- I killed the turkey myself...with my bare hands...then I cooked it with a disruptor set on slow burn heh heh

The Lyrans - Forget the veggies and sides, just give me the turkey...raw!

The Kzinti - I'll take the Lyran that ate the turkey raw!

The Hydrans - "I can't see what's on top of the table! What's that smell?"

The Tholians - For a limited time only, the 'Tholian Instant Turkey Cooker'. That's right, just beam your turkey over to any Tholian ship and we'll beam it back after only 12 seconds fully cooked. But wait, there's more! Order now and we'll include a set of Ginsu knives and a pocket fisherman and no extra charge. Hurry now, supplies are limited, operators standing by!

The Gorns - Wow! Look at that table! A 30lbs turkey, stuffing, cranberries, rolls, mash potatoes, green beans, pies...aren't you guys having anything? Seriously, what are you guys going to eat?

The Romulans - We created Thanksgiving! We own Thanksgiving! We are predestined rule Thanksgiving!

The ISC - Ok kids line up, you'll go in first followed by your mom and aunt and I'll follow up behind everyone.

From the IKV Avenger - Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :)

WYN Thanksgiving

The WYN: we're having a party, but you're not invited. Even if you are family.

My favorites

The Hydrans - "I can't see what's on top of the table! What's that smell?"

The Gorns - Wow! Look at that table! A 30lbs turkey, stuffing, cranberries, rolls, mash potatoes, green beans, pies...aren't you guys having anything? Seriously, what are you guys going to eat?

Pure genius :-)

The Gorns: "Were's the banana

The Gorns: "Were's the banana pudding?"

Bringing the classic back to

Bringing the classic back to the top with some additions:

Orion Pirates: No! I didn't steal your Thanksgiving dinner. But I do happen to have one here to sell you at a modest price.

Carnivons: What do you mean, "let's sing a round of Who Let the Dogs Out"?

Paravians: Hey the table looks great! Love the sweet potatoes and stuffing and cranberries and...wait...what the hells that in the middle of the table!?!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone :)

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Ha ha! I love it!

Since we can do this on this forum:

Borg: Come in. Join us for a Thanksgiving Dinner. Your cultural distinctiveness will be added to our own. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Cardassian: I have put poison in one of the side dishes. Guess which one?

Jem' Hadar: I claim this turkey in the name of the Founders! And the stuffing! And the mashed potatoes! And the cranberries! And the pumpkin pie!

Bring back the classic.

Bring back the classic.

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BTT with new

Borak - We've got the Thanksgiving day light show covered!

Nicozian - We're just crazy about Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. :)

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To give some variety

Hydran: Hmm.. That sure smells good, doesn't it? But you can't have any until you sign a TJA586-9 form. You've got one? Great! Oh, but you didn't append a MPHR6 form. No mashed potatoes for you. But the GRU78 addendum allows you to have gravy. So now you just need to show your union card, and I can let you in.

Bringing back the

Bringing back the classic.

From the Frax: Does Thanksgiving really exist?

From the Jindarian: Can I pour you a drink...on the rocks?

Can't believe it's been 7 years since I started this thread! Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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More Turkey Days

Seltorian: And you think that you have a big family???
LDR: We had a turkey dinner once, but Uncle Robert wouldn't shut up about the monarchy and we ended up shouting at eachother.

Britanian: Do we seem awfully

Britanian: Do we seem awfully familiar to you? We set sail monthes ago!

Canadi'en: what a good thanksgiving, eh?

True Ones: We have "reformatted" this dinner over the eons to follow the True Vision of the Holidays, as we will do to you.