From....
The United Federation of Planets - The warmest, safest, happiest Thanksgiving.
The Klingons- I killed the turkey myself...with my bare hands...then I cooked it with a disruptor set on slow burn heh heh
The Lyrans - Forget the veggies and sides, just give me the turkey...raw!
The Kzinti - I'll take the Lyran that ate the turkey raw!
The Hydrans - "I can't see what's on top of the table! What's that smell?"
The Tholians - For a limited time only, the 'Tholian Instant Turkey Cooker'. That's right, just beam your turkey over to any Tholian ship and we'll beam it back after only 12 seconds fully cooked. But wait, there's more! Order now and we'll include a set of Ginsu knives and a pocket fisherman and no extra charge. Hurry now, supplies are limited, operators standing by!
The Gorns - Wow! Look at that table! A 30lbs turkey, stuffing, cranberries, rolls, mash potatoes, green beans, pies...aren't you guys having anything? Seriously, what are you guys going to eat?
The Romulans - We created Thanksgiving! We own Thanksgiving! We are predestined rule Thanksgiving!
The ISC - Ok kids line up, you'll go in first followed by your mom and aunt and I'll follow up behind everyone.
From the IKV Avenger - Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :)
WYN Thanksgiving
The WYN: we're having a party, but you're not invited. Even if you are family.
My favorites
The Hydrans - "I can't see what's on top of the table! What's that smell?"
The Gorns - Wow! Look at that table! A 30lbs turkey, stuffing, cranberries, rolls, mash potatoes, green beans, pies...aren't you guys having anything? Seriously, what are you guys going to eat?
Pure genius :-)
The Gorns: "Were's the banana
The Gorns: "Were's the banana pudding?"